Think you have strong opinions on porn? Meet Redditor u/Aggravating_Two_703, the mastermind behind the most deranged and extensive adult performer ranking throughout the entire history of both adult performers and rankings.


Last week, u/Aggravating_Two_703 went where no porn-brained Redditor had before, heading to r/tierlists with an exhaustive ranking of 164 adult film actresses from the all-caps, emoji-clad “FIRE” category topping the list – an honor reserved for just four (4) models – to the lowest, most scathing “HELL NO” rung.


“My favorite adult film actresses list,” they captioned the tier list, one featuring – and largely bashing – nearly every major pornstar from the last quarter century, including Sasha Gray, Mia Khalifa and the woman who singlehandedly launched Adam22’s cuck rebrand, Lena The Plug.



Despite only garnering 43 upvotes and a smattering of largely-confused comments including u/Mikewazowskig59’s “depressing but impressive,” u/Seedyyyy‘s “Jesus Christ touch grass” and u/ HelloweenFan666’s ever-so-apt “what the fuck,” a screengrab of the offending post quickly went viral on Twitter after appearing on Reddit compilation page, @reddit_lies.


“Redditor makes a pornstar tier list,” they wrote alongside the (very) offending ranking.  


Aside from launching a series of definitively unhinged copycat rankings from Twitter users who appear to genuinely believe they’d turn down actresses like Riley Reid or Chloe Cherry if given the chance, one question emerged surrounding u/Aggravating_Two_703’s list, one now echoing throughout every forum  – what the actual fuck?



“It's funny how deranged and porno-brained gay men can be but still manage to not do stuff like this,” quipped @buzzfeedjenny.


“This is grounds for the electric chair,” mused @5HAW4RMA.


“Imagine watching so much porn that you are familiar with this many actresses and have seen each of them in hundreds of videos,” theorized @glumirror. “It is so sincerely and truly pathetic.”


Porn rankings: not even once.